I used to be addicted to not showering.

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Which family member is always relieved?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?