Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why are winter days great?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What animal likes to party the most?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
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