What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?