What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Where do chips wear socks?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What bird is always sad?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Where do actors go to pray?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What did the hostess name her daughter?