Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

How does a witch play loud music?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why do two skunks argue?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What does a panda ghost say?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?