What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What school subject really rocks?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What animal loves Indian food?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Which president loved to take baths?