What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why did the frog starve?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?