Why are scissors so forgiving?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?