What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How long do chickens work?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
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