Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

How is cat food sold?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?