Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why did the duck cross the road?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why are puppies so flexible?