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Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

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