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What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

How do eggs end a TV show?