Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

How much money does a skunk have?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Which elf is the best singer?