Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?