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What did the rug say to the floor?

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Why did electricity win the race?

What animal loves a baseball game?

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How does a taco bless the table?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

How much money does a skunk have?