How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
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Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
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