What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Where do vampires keep their money?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why did the body of water think so much?

How much money does a skunk have?

Which cats love to be petted?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?