How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
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