How does the moon cut her hair?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why are baseball games at night?

What do insects learn at school?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What game do mice love to play?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?