How does the moon cut her hair?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What type of car do planets buy?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Did you know about April 1st?