What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?