How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?