What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Families are like fudge.
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
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