What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What did autumn say to summer?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?