What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why are skeletons so calm?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why was the horse so happy?
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