What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What is the color of the wind?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What's the scariest letter?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?