What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Where was Noah born?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
A book just fell on my head.
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
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