Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What's the king of all school supplies?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?