What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?