What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do cats wear to work?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why was the cow afraid?

Where does breakfast live?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Which superhero is best at baseball?