How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?