What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What type of car do planets buy?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?