Why was the artichoke so generous?
It had a big heart!
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What type of car do planets buy?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
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