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Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why is a computer so smart?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why are computers so good at golf?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What bird is losing its hair?

What tree has the most bark?

Which parent knows if you are running late?