Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did electricity win the race?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
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