Why is the number 4 so smart?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Which cats have the best manners?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

It's allergy season again?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are the mountains so tired?