What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What cartoon character loves insects?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
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