What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What stories are told by basketball players?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
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