What reads and lives in an apple?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

I like telling Dad jokes.

How long do chickens work?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?