What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
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