What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

How does dinner smell?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Which bug is related to you?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?