Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

How do you compliment a cat?