How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?