What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why was the mime upset?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What do nosey peppers do?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Where do surfers go to school?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?