What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

When do mice play every day?