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Pulp fiction.
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What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
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Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
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