What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Someone stole all my lamps.
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