Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Which dog belongs in a band?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why are goats so funny?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What's the noisiest food?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What's a priest's favorite food?