What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What vegetables make the best music?
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