What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call octopus twins?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Someone stole all my lamps.
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What dog wears contact lenses?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
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