How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?