Why did the bulldog have an accent?
He was French!
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Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
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Who granted the fish a wish?
How did the toad die?
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why is summer always sad?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
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What did the peach say to its crying husband?
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