Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you call a thieving alligator?