Why did the bulldog have an accent?
He was French!
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
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