Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What condiment has wings?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why are skunks always so depressed?