When is a black dog not a black dog?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What birds make average students?

Why was the math book sad?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?