Why don't ants get sick?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?