What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
A paw-n dealer!
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
How is cat food sold?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
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