What do you call two birds in love?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do you give a sick pig?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What do you call a peanut in space?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?