What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

How do birds threaten one another?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Why did the cow go to outer space?