What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why was the dog overweight?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

How do you talk to a giant?