What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Which parent knows if you are running late?