Why did the cat start laughing?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

How do billboards talk?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do you call an old snowman?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What is the most adorable season?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.