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Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What is a table you can eat?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What animal knows kung fu?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?