How does a penguin build its house?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why are goats so funny?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?