What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why are stones so good at music?