Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
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We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
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What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you give an angry rhino?
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