What do you call a puppy with a fever?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What condiment has wings?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?