What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

When does a horse talk?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What do naked fish play with?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did autumn say to summer?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?