Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did electricity win the race?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do minions always put in their salads?
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