Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What tree has the most bark?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
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