Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
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