Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What birds make average students?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Where does breakfast live?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Which animal should never work for the government?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
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