Where do milkshakes come from?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?