What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do fairies always drink?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why is money so stubborn?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?