What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why should you not pamper a cow?