How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What did one plate say to the other?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?