Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What did autumn say to summer?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?