What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What bird is losing its hair?

What bird is always sad?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?