Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?