What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?