How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's the opposite of irony?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do nosey peppers do?
What does an evil hen lay?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do fish do at parades?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
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