How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
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Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you call a pig thief?
When do mice play every day?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How do you grill cheese?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Where do stars go to college?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
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