How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
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