How do animals blend into the desert?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What do cows like to dance to?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?