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What do you call a snowman's dog?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

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What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

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Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

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What TV show is most popular at bars?

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