Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
What did one plate say to the other?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What color are all the books in the library?
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