Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
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