Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What do you call a pig thief?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?