What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

How is life like toilet paper?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Which singer could always break a five?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?