Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why did electricity win the race?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?