What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's the politest month?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Surprise!!!!
What animal makes the best lunches?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
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