What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where do birds go to drink?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What day is your mom always right?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
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