What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why was the mime upset?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?