Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

How do snowmen get information?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?