What do you call a peanut in space?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

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What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?