Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What's the most athletic footwear?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?