What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What's the noisiest food?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?