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Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What sweet treat never panics?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?