Why do legumes gossip so much?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What's the most determined bird?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What building always gets stains on it?

What's the holiest insect?