Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Why are baseball games at night?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?