Why was the storm actually calm?

Why are winter days great?

What did summer say to spring?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What words make the best athletes?

Where do books sleep?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?