Why is summer always sad?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What's E.T. short for?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?