What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why do librarians never make plans?

When do astronauts eat?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?