Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why are winter days great?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What fish loves to play in a band?