What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?