Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Do you have the best ceiling?

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