How does a penguin build its house?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Which animals make the best football players?