What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
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How did the toad die?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Do you have the best ceiling?
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