What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
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What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Where do they produce Christian films?
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What's a cat's favorite color?
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Where do pigs love to take naps?
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Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
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