Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?