What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Where do polar bears vote?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why was the bunny upset?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
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