Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do cats wear to work?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What vegetables make the best music?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?