What tea do footballers drink?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

How did the tree get lost?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Where do clowns go on vacation?