Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
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What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
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