What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do you call hiking college students?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

I'm not a bad putter.

Where do pigs learn magic?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?