Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?