What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How can you make 7 even?
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