Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?