What's a dog's favorite city?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What's the richest basketball team?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What shape has a knighthood?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?