Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

Which family member is always relieved?

Which insect makes the best father?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?