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What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

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Why did the window need an aspirin?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why do fish live in salt water?