What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?