What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?