What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why do bees gossip?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?