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Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What does a panda ghost say?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?