Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
Where do stars go to college?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What birds make average students?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
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