Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why are trees always so positive?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why do golfers hate cake?