What do you call a fish on a hot day?
A tuna melt.
How do eggs end a TV show?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
How do you make antifreeze?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How do you organize a space party?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
What do you call bears with no ears?
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