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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

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What type of cat loves to go on hikes?