Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do naked fish play with?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?