Where did the boat go when it was sick?
The boat doc.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Someone stole my mood ring!
How does a squid go into battle?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
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