Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
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