What do you call an old snowman?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?