Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
Why is grass so dangerous?
What utensil does water use to eat?
How did the tree get lost?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Who invented fractions?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do insects learn at school?
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