Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did the snake name his daughter?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
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