Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What day is your mom always right?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Which state has the best streets?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
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