What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?