Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why are books always so angry?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?