Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?