Why did summer catch autumn?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do you call a dancing sheep?