What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

How does a barber get to work?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why did the peach come home from work early?