Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?